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  • game npc: hero!! you must save the world from certain destruction!! we have no time left!!
  • me: k
  • me: [changes outfit, does three minor quests, changes outfit again, upgrades outfit, does seven more minor quests, runs around punching chickens, changes outfit, completes an entirely separate questline, plays a different video game altogether, changes outfit in real life, plays first videogame again]
  • me: okay im ready to save the world
  • game npc: please hurry hero!!
  • me: actually hold on
  • me: [changes outfit]

precumming:

when you go to pet a dog and it growls at you

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(via hotboyproblems)

officialfemme:

GENERIC HORROR MOVIE 5: THE RECKONING

where’s my oscar

(via stability)

snatchedweaves:

no money no family 16 in the middle of miami 

(via stability)

stupih:

my hero

(via punkrockcow)

solarsenpai:

jetstream-tormod:

solarsenpai:

jetstream-tormod:

solarsenpai:

This the rawest scooby doo villain and you can’t tell me a damn thing

what about the nazi bird that shot a girl to death?

what the fuck?

WHAT THE FUCK????

(via punkrockcow)

(via greetings)

mamrie:

tyleroakley:

gracehelbig:

comets-rockets-helbig:

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mamrie hart everyone

I LOVE THIS TOO MUCH

MAMRIE WHAT IS HAPPENING

INTERVIEWS ALWAYS BE CREEPING UP BEHIND ME.

(via tyleroakley)

snapchatting:

did Christmas happen? i don’t think Christmas happened

(via unpopuler)

watchog:

i’m laughing so hard at this email i got from okcupid fuck

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(via troyesivan)

kobetyrant:

GOODBYE

(via condom)

legendary 

(via greetings)

unclefather:

dekutree:

the only nude i wanna see from u is ur nude teeth shining through your lips as you smile a great, big smile from a beautiful day filled with happiness <3

yea well i wanna see a tity 

(via stability)

i was crying in art class today and this girl was all “why are you crying?” and i didnt really wanna answer and we sorta know each other so i was all “why arent YOU crying?” and then she looked at me and ACTUALLY sTARTED TO CRY  I just?? wAS NOT PREPARED FOR THAT

(via crystallized-teardrops)

koolaidicecubes:

Trying to be angry at your best friend like

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(via beyoncevevo)